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		<title>Hee!</title>
		<description>Because I'm a bad person, I've been messing with some poor guy from some citizen's action committee who keeps calling us when we're eating dinner to donate to some anti-water company action, which, while I'm sure this is a legitimate and positive movement, I'm totally uninterested in hearing about.  ...</description>
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		<title>Staycation</title>
		<description>Sweet: One week of vacation ahead, with one short regional trip planned, and little to do other than getting the cat shaved.

It's going to rule. </description>
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		<title>Protected: Simulacra and Simulation</title>
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		<title>Dueling Bloggers</title>
		<description>Chef keeps logging in on the other computer to edit the post below to say, "Tonight, I burst out of the bathroom and said..."

Then I log in to edit the post to say, "Tonight, Chef burst out of the bathroom and said..."

Then Chef logs in to edit the post to ...</description>
		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2009/06/08/dueling-bloggers/</link>
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		<title>Catstravaganza</title>
		<description>Tonight, I was being a total dickhead and told everybody that Chef burst out of the bathroom and said, "I know!  We should change Fidel's name to 'Fidel Cat-stro!'"  For what it's worth, this revelation was not preceded by any cat-related conversation.  I SUCK!!! I also decided ...</description>
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		<title>Protected: Racing and Classing In Real Life</title>
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		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2009/06/06/racing-and-classing-in-real-life/</link>
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		<title>Protected: Dealing With Difficult People</title>
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		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2009/06/04/dealing-with-difficult-people/</link>
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		<title>Protected: Email Me If You Want To Read It, Don&#8217;t Hate Me If You&#8217;re Denied</title>
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		<title>Rediscovering Life Without Internet</title>
		<description>And it's pretty fun.  Will update whenever the mood strikes. </description>
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