In chat, Auguste brought up something that I’d never considered, the possibility of LOLtattooz:
So, so many possibilities. If you make one I’ll post it.
In chat, Auguste brought up something that I’d never considered, the possibility of LOLtattooz:
So, so many possibilities. If you make one I’ll post it.
Here.
Except my sweatpants don’t yell at me for being antisocial. Chef, however, is on your side.
If you needed an excuse to skip to gym today, or altogether.
One of the light switches in the bathroom just reversed itself spontaneously. Now instead of flipping the switch up to turn on the light, this turns the light off, and vice versa.
Spooky? Or is my house going to burn down from bad wiring?
Early this week I committed a serious faux pas.
It’s funny, really, that through my youth, and then my college years, all the time I was immersed in progressive literature, identity politics and activism, I would find myself in the most diverse environment I’ve enjoyed yet at an entry-level job in whitebread middle America. [...]
As alluded to in my previous post, I’m having a hard time adopting the language of marriage. Being a wife and having a husband sounds so, well, patriarchal. Kind of sterile. The truth is that I don’t feel much differently about my relationship to Chef, or his relationship to Ethan, or anything [...]
My friend, a professed gadget geek, decided to take his recording equipment on campus and interview drunk passersby on the sidewalk as they come out of the bars on Purdue University’s main strip. He’s now releasing his recorded material as 2-5 minute podcasts that, as far as experimental radio goes, are pretty damn funny.
In [...]
“Mom, what are you doing?”
(muffled) “Popping a pimple.”
“Gross! Let me see!”
(muffled)
“OHMYGODYOUSPRAYEDTHEMIRRORWITHYOURZIT!!!!1!!!11!”
“Sorry.”
“When I grow up I’m never getting zits.”
“With your genes?”
A Cincinnati-area family got a smelly surprise when they opened a punching bag they purchased earlier this year.
Joe Heckel said he and his son were moving a TKO brand heavy punching bag from their garage to the basement when they decided to see what was inside in case the bag later leaked. But Heckel said [...]
The Amy Sedaris Craft Contest
Funniest news bite I’ve seen in awhile:
British tourists have left the residents of one charming Austrian village effing and blinding by constantly stealing the signs for their oddly named village.
While British visitors are finding it hilarious, the residents of Fucking are failing to see the funny side.
Only one kind of criminal stalks the sleepy 32-house [...]
MTV Video Music Awards 1992:
In 1992, MTV had requested that Nirvana perform their smash hit “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” while the band members themselves had indicated they preferred to play their new songs, “Rape Me” and “tourette’s”. This did not go over well with network executives, who continued to push for “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” [...]
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