My wife left me because the dolphins at Sea World gave me an erection
I thought I could reunify the family with a trip to the aquarium — but after my mishap, she kicked me out.
Sorry. I had to.
Archive for the 'Sex' Category
Apparenly He Went There With a Porpoise
Published July 15th, 2008 in Animals, Humor and Sex. 4 Comments“Taking Responsibility”
Published December 19th, 2007 in Celebrity, Feminism, Parenthood and Sex. 14 CommentsObviously the big news of the day is the announcement by Jamie Lynn Spears, little sister of Britney, that she is pregnant. (See also: The Cleaver and Dadsmacker) The sixteen-year-old star of Nickelodeon’s “Zoey 101,” in which my son is thankfully completely disinterested, meaning that I’ve never seen it, made the announcement today, [...]
Dick Cheney Is Shifty and Politically Calculated
Published July 21st, 2007 in Dick Cheney, Election, Hillary Clinton, Idiots and Sex. 18 CommentsJunk that is conspicuous in the political sphere warrants commentary. A man speaking in front of the Senate or at a political lunch with an ex-President, unless he is utterly incompetent, has thought about how he wants his junk to appear. Visible junk doesn’t just happen. Nor do clingy pants. Every man who is competent [...]
Promises I Can Keep: Elaborating On An Old Review
Published June 30th, 2007 in Feminism, Obligation, Relationships and Sex. 33 CommentsA couple of months ago (I’ve been sitting on this one due to time issues) Bitch Ph.D. reviewed a book on single motherhood called Promises I Can Keep. I haven’t read the book and can’t comment on that myself, but there were several things in her review that plucked the brainstrings. BPhD says:
The [...]
Save This One For the Science Fair
Published February 24th, 2007 in Asides, Humor and Sex. 2 CommentsHow many condoms can you wear at once? See also, How to nail Jell-O to a wall.
No Sex Ed for Fetuses!
Published February 23rd, 2007 in Feminism, Health, Indiana and Sex. 9 CommentsThis letter to the editor in the local paper is from a former local offical known for comparing herself to Moses, spreading money around the community (admittedly to some good causes), and in general, some looney tunes behavior. She is also my former landlord.
I reproduce this letter for a few reasons: 1) [...]
Even More News Coverage You Can Shove
Published February 17th, 2007 in Feminism, Indiana and Sex. 0 CommentsLike this:
She was 82, victim was 11, and town still can’t believe it
Sex offender - The Dalles woman is sent to prison after she had sex with a boy in her care
Depending on the state in which you live, this kind of abuse is actually not considered to be “having sex” but it is considered [...]
The Importance of Having a Sexual ***Partner***
Published January 2nd, 2007 in Feminism and Sex. 4 CommentsI can’t believe the idea of enthusiastic consent is still a radical concept.
Even though I realized I was an atheist as soon as I understood the word, I continued to go to church until I was about twenty. During my high school years, this meant a week at church camp every summer refusing to sing or read the Bible in group, and mocking WWJD bracelets and [...]
SFW?
I am so glad I had this book, because if I didn’t I wouldn’t have had a bit of structure to the ensuing conversation. My mother sort of had a sex talk with me, but I remember shouting her down and trying not to listen as she extolled on the process of menstruation. [...]
In the car on our way home tonight, Ethan asked me to read him “Where Did I Come From?” * We’ve had the book for years and I figured he’d ask me about it at some point. I had him clean his bookshelves last night and he must have re-found it.
“Sure,” I said. [...]
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