Junk that is conspicuous in the political sphere warrants commentary. A man speaking in front of the Senate or at a political lunch with an ex-President, unless he is utterly incompetent, has thought about how he wants his junk to appear. Visible junk doesn’t just happen. Nor do clingy pants. Every man who is competent [...]
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Dick Cheney Is Shifty and Politically Calculated
Published July 21st, 2007 in Dick Cheney, Election, Hillary Clinton, Idiots and Sex. 18 CommentsMy officemate, who has been enduring the longest, most immature break-up scenario one can imagine for several months, was recently accused by her ex of giving him some vague sexually transmitted disease. Freaked out and worried, she went to the doctor for a series of tests and came up with a clean bill of [...]
LULZ 154!!!!
Published April 19th, 2007 in Assholes, Dudes, Education, Idiots, Law, Politics and News, Racism and Violence. 6 CommentsThe exceptionally TTT discussion board known as Autoadmit has recently come under fire for various reasons, notably their homophobic, misogynistic, anti-semitic, and vile threads immortalized by the Washington Post. In that article the co-founder of the board — defending the use of young women’s personal information on behalf of a beauty contest they’d neither [...]
Mommy Wars: Battle of the Booze
Published January 30th, 2007 in Family, Feminism, Idiots and Suburbia. 4 CommentsI’m sorry that Melissa got dragged on national television and made to look like an alcoholic. Really, because regular mommies are babysitters, help hired by studly working husbands, so says Meredith Viera.
The psychologist is ‘on board’ with the whole thing. She’s a mother herself and understands. She’s just there to set limits and to [...]
If only Liz Funk had waited a few weeks for this headline.
File this under: “I Can’t Believe People Spend Hard-Earned Money On This Shit”
PZ Myers points to this fascinating map of active hate groups in the US categorized by state by the Southern Poverty Law Center. This is how Indiana breaks down.
See that pushpin there? This is a group called the Council of Conservative Citizens that opposes immigration and amnesty. Scary — they have a [...]
“Americans will know that, when they buy a diamond, it doesn’t make you an asshole with money, it can make you a person who’s empowering Africans.”
Why, thank you, Russell Simmons. I too find bloodshed, enslavement, and civil war a truly empowering thing for all African nations. I’ll get one today!
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