Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Excellent Trends That Haven’t Caught On Yet, But Totally Should

In chat, Auguste brought up something that I’d never considered, the possibility of LOLtattooz:

So, so many possibilities. If you make one I’ll post it.

Dear American Advertisers

More of something like this, please:

via Dooce

Dickipedia

New cat Fidelio will be listed here. Because he’s a dick.
UPDATE

Dick.
Some perspective on what is becoming a common theme: I was just in the basement listening to some music and folding laundry when suddenly a white flash flew by followed by a black flash and an honest to god fucking CAT FIGHT […]

Dispatches From Flyover Country

Brill:
Bitter People Increasingly Bitterer, Study Shows
A recent survey showed that bitter people in towns all over America have been becoming increasingly bitter, in no small part because of people calling them bitter.
Gordon Stillwater, a native of Elk’s Mount, Pennsylvania, denied that he was bitter. “I may be a little peeved,” he said, holstering his gun […]

An Engineer’s Guide To Cats

And helpful tips for the rest of us.

Consider this a preview.

How To Make It As A Woman In the Music Business

A monologue by Erykah Badu:

Human Tetris

Best game show ever:

Um, Gross?

If you needed an excuse to skip to gym today, or altogether.

My Ideal Candidate

Word:
You know who I want for a President? I want someone who stands in front of the news camera, and says “Here’s the thing: I’m divorced. My wife/husband left me because I’m always at work and I have no time for anything else. I’m a workaholic, I chain smoke, I don’t sleep, but if I […]

He’s Electric

Everyone’s a sinner.

Invocation for Judgement Against the Destruction of Rock Music

A never-ending blast of music is one of those necessities of the kitchen that chefs rely on to get through the dinner rush. Chef and his co-chefs often have a stack of available CDs higher than their stacks of dishes. They pulled an unlabeled disk out the other night and popped it in, […]

Cat Scratch Fever

This article on the ridiculous amounts of money that we’re willing to spend on our pets reminded me of this old letter which never fails to crack me up:
My husband and I rescued a cat who had also been abandoned by his mother (under a lighting display in an industrial park) before his eyes were […]