I swear I’m not ignoring my blogging duties, but between the marriage stuff, the financial stuff, the Ethan’s homework stuff, and other stuff, I’m a busy bee. Next week I’ll be on the (very generous and exciting) honeymoon.
Complaint of the Day: Marriage and wedding-related language. Between trying on the cringe of “wife” [...]
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All day people at work told me I looked great.
Someone asked if I was losing weight (yes, I’m still on a fucking liquid diet and pissed off about it, and don’t get me started on the weight loss crap), two people told me my hair looked fabulous (I rolled out of bed ten [...]
I dread the thought of going to work tomorrow for a nine hour day, all day talking, smelling of bile, while I’m still oozing blood and infection from my gums — although it is entertaining to imagine attending our weekly meeting tomorrow morning hopped up on hydrocodone. Even though my speaking acumen is diminished, [...]
Hell Day 2, With Soup Dribbling Down Numb Chin
Published August 15th, 2007 in Chef, Complaints Dept., Food and Health. 13 CommentsGoddamn if one of my favorite things to do in life is eat and I can’t even do that. How long will this hell go on? I’ve been living on tea, pudding, and cup-a-soup for two days now and I’m getting more than cranky. Whiny, even. Bitchy is in my character, [...]
Tuesday Hydrocodone Blogging
Published August 14th, 2007 in Complaints Dept. and Health. 24 CommentsI’m home, hopped up on hydrocodone, lacking four teeth, and I am still numb. I’m not very swollen, so no chipmunk cheeks pictures for the internets. Lots of bone from my lower jaw was removed in the process, and they’re a tad worried because I had an infection to start with. The [...]
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