Archive for the 'Beauty' Category

No, But the Night is Young

Preparation is key:

Blurb Fabulous

I always feel like a rock star when I get my hair done. Today I got more color and better bangs. And it’s HOT.

Lobe Checker

Apparently the new discerning woman is increasingly worried about the shape of her ear lobes. After years of wearing heavy ear rings, the piercing in the earlobe stretches, leading to an allegedly unsightly sag. Enter a team of dermatologists to repair the terrible damage, a team that claims any other facial work that [...]

Height/Weight Chart

Check out this cool matrix of body types arranged by photograph. Send in a picture to help fill in the gaps.
via Unfogged

The Smartest Tits

Know what’s real smart? Riding your bike with your eyes closed. Or whatever she’s doing.
This ad from the Allergan Medical Silicone-Filled Breast Implants (note trademark symbol) is most ironical, since breasts are neither smart, nor do they make the wearer (implantee?) more intelligent. Even more mystifying is that her breast implants, the [...]

Things That Make Men Nauseous: Hair on Women?

via Marcy in the comments at Pandagon

There Go Those Plans

I gave up growing out my bangs and cut off an inch tonight. It actually looks better. After four or five years I’m convinced that I can’t go back to one length of hair.
DIY hair it is.

Why I Can’t Completely Hate the Dove Beauty Campaign

See here and here.
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Let Them Take Bubble Baths

Princess Superstar once posed on the cover of a magazine declaring she was a “feminist with [her] tits out.” This statement — coy, tongue-in-cheek, slightly bitter — ran through my head all week as I read the “fun feminist” crap that circled the feminist blogosphere.

I’m perfect, indeed. Ironic, campy, smart, funny, and conscious. [...]




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