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Protected: Dealing With Difficult People, II
Published July 23rd, 2009 in Assholes and Work. Enter your password to view comments.So we were cleaning the house in a fervor yesterday afternoon when the phone rang, and I was greeted by the Ass PAC that’s been calling everyday for weeks. I was already irritable after the bank appointment, so I launched into the lady, asking her to take us off their calling list. “Well, in all [...]
Protected: On Compromise
Published July 5th, 2009 in Assholes, E, Feminism, Grown Ass Men, Obligation and Parenthood. Enter your password to view comments.There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.
Protected: Simulacra and Simulation
Published June 15th, 2009 in Assholes, E, Family, Grown Ass Men and Relationships. Enter your password to view comments.There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.
You Might Try Working on Your Uncreepy, Un-misogynistic Sex Appeal
Published March 31st, 2009 in Assholes, Dudes, Feminism and Violence. 11 CommentsSeen at Post Secret: It always amazed me that the “What Kind Of Superpower Do You Want?” thought exercise usually involved dudes finding ways of doing gross, sexual things to women and getting away with it. It really, really shouldn’t shock me by now, but it nevertheless does. The worst was when, after watching that [...]
There isn’t really a precedence for this kind of thing, the kind of thing where your child’s stepmother plagiarizes an old blog post you did about your relationship with your son to illustrate her relationship with her own, but I really wish there was. At least you’d know how to deal with the tremendous awkwardness. [...]
Bonus to the kid who kept the camera on. I wonder what it takes to get a police officer fired for unnecessary, ongoing brutality and abuse on a kid. For having a skateboard and calling him “dude.” via unfogged
For The Racist’s Wishlist
Published December 1st, 2007 in Assholes, Business, Movies and Racism. 3 CommentsDisney decided to get in on the couture noose racket with The Noose Necklace: But despite all the race-related, noose-related threats on North American soil in recent months, it’s related to Pirates of the Caribbean so it’s no big deal. Also be on the lookout for the sterling silver SS belt buckle from The Sound [...]
God Doesn’t Hate Fags
Published November 4th, 2007 in Assholes, Books, GLBTQ, Good Reads, Hate, Law, Religion and War. 0 CommentsLo, my heart is warmed this Sunday with excellent news from earlier this week: God doesn’t hate fags and the church of Fred Phelps lost a righteous $10.9 million lawsuit: A grieving father won a nearly $11 million verdict Wednesday against a fundamentalist Kansas church that pickets military funerals in the belief that the war [...]
Knowing all the good, tolerant Christians that I do, it’s really a shame to stumble on a story like this one: A woman who sent her Arab-American boss a threatening note that warned “Remember 9/11″ and “You and your kids will pay” was sentenced Wednesday to eight months in a federal halfway house. Kia Reid, [...]
The Media Collective Gets Sexism in Action
Published September 1st, 2007 in Assholes, Education, Entertainment, Humor, Podcasts and Weirdness. 1 CommentMy friend, a professed gadget geek, decided to take his recording equipment on campus and interview drunk passersby on the sidewalk as they come out of the bars on Purdue University’s main strip. He’s now releasing his recorded material as 2-5 minute podcasts that, as far as experimental radio goes, are pretty damn funny. In [...]
And He’s Out
Published August 13th, 2007 in Assholes, Election, George W. Bush, Karl Rove and Politics and News. 1 CommentBy now you’re probably aware that Karl Rove, America’s favorite turd blossom, will resign effective August 31st. The big question is whether an indictment is to follow. While the White House cites a desire for “more time with family” as the reason for Rove’s departure, we’ve seen this administration boot people who’ve reached infamy for [...]
I think Jaclyn’s friend’s boyfriend just got a job with me! Monday a new guy started at work, and as per company training sat with several people in my department to get an idea of what we do. Within three days he had managed to piss off and offend half a dozen of the people [...]
Parental Racism and Offensive Headlines That Could Be Subsituted With “Heathers” Quotes
Published July 12th, 2007 in Assholes and Racism. 5 CommentsThe Daily Mail runs an article by a woman who thought she was cool with people of other races until she gave birth to one. In short, Lowri Turner was overjoyed to become a mother, but not a mother of an unwhite child. See, children of color are only glamorous and special when they are [...]
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