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Archive for the 'Animals' Category
Apparenly He Went There With a Porpoise
Published July 15th, 2008 in Animals, Humor and Sex. 3 CommentsMy wife left me because the dolphins at Sea World gave me an erection
I thought I could reunify the family with a trip to the aquarium — but after my mishap, she kicked me out.
Sorry. I had to.
The tentative vegetarianism of my youth was more a comment on my ability to get grossed out than any socio-political commitment. Another reason, one that still stays with me, is that I don’t want to benefit from or wallow in another living being’s pain (save your healthy dose of schadenfreude). I love bacon, [...]
Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day
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War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General
In other news, Pablo revives the East Coast vs. West Coast rap war.
Outfit your cat with a camera and spy on his sneaky ass. Next, your children. [via]
A Belated Father’s Day Post, For Protective Parents Of Every Species
Published June 19th, 2007 in Animals, Family and Suburbia. 1 CommentOn Sunday the cardinals starting squawking and haven’t let up since. The peep-peep, peep-peep doesn’t abate from dawn until well after dusk, and a pair of cardinals dance around the edge of the garage to attack anyone who comes near.
Yesterday Chef held a chair for me while I balanced on a strained ankle winding [...]
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