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For my birthday this year, I want either a gem sweater party or a Cosby sweater party. I don’t know what that means exactly, but everyone in their best fancy sweater.

100 Things About Me #16

I’m kind of scared of the painting in Ghostbusters II. It just makes me uncomfortable.

100 Things About Me: #15

I find it really irritating that Bloglines won’t update my daily reads on my day off. Do they expect me to actually visit people’s webpages?

Five Things You Probably Don’t Know About Me (And Probably Wish You Still Didn’t)

Since I’ve been tagged twice on this muh I guess I have to do it. Just for fun, one of these isn’t true.
1. Every time I’m driving and I see a rabbit I scream “Bunny!” at the top of my lungs and curse it for crossing the road in front of big scary [...]

100 Things About Me: #9

I once bought a book by Gary Indiana because I recognized the name. It took me a good two years to figure out why.

100 Things About Me: #8

A widely-read libertarian blogger once prank phone-called me and I fell for it. Hard.

100 Things About Me: #7

In one week I have been described as a) mean, b) intimidating, and c) chipper. Different people, different occasions, still a mindfuck.

100 Things About Me: #6

For Halloween I’m going all Marilyn Monroe-like glam with seamed stockings and red lipstick, and I hope to purchase an old fur coat to wear for the evening. With red paint splashed across the back. I do like a visual pun.
I’m not going all PETA on you.

100 Things About Me: #5

I’ve done absolutely nothing today, which is par for the Sunday course. I did, however, take a shower which sort of ruins the weekend routine.

100 Things About Me: #4

I am not allowed to cruise MySpace after dark.

100 Things About Me: #3

I’m probably entertaining high hopes, but just once I would like to have a conversation composed entirely of clichés.

100 Things About Me: #2

2) Something that might put this into perspective — I’m ichthyophobic, a source of great embarassment.




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