Apparenly He Went There With a Porpoise

My wife left me because the dolphins at Sea World gave me an erection

I thought I could reunify the family with a trip to the aquarium — but after my mishap, she kicked me out.

Sorry. I had to.

4 Responses to “Apparenly He Went There With a Porpoise”


  1. 1 Marked Hoosier Jul 16th, 2008 at 12:08 am

    I c wut u dud their… :D

  2. 2 andrew Jul 20th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    as krusty the clown once said, “puns are lazy writing.”

    but I’ll be damned if that post title doesn’t make me laugh out loud. even on repeat viewings.

    well played. well played.

  3. 3 Lauren Jul 20th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    “She won’t try new things.”

    “Dolphin fucker!”

    “Prude!”

  4. 4 andrew Jul 21st, 2008 at 12:41 am

    those are all good too, but mostly, I’m beginning to think the word “porpoise” might just have intrinsic comedic value.

    to channel krusty once again: the trick isn’t words that are dirty, it’s words that sound dirty.

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