My wife left me because the dolphins at Sea World gave me an erection
I thought I could reunify the family with a trip to the aquarium — but after my mishap, she kicked me out.
Sorry. I had to.
My wife left me because the dolphins at Sea World gave me an erection
I thought I could reunify the family with a trip to the aquarium — but after my mishap, she kicked me out.
Sorry. I had to.
I c wut u dud their… :D
as krusty the clown once said, “puns are lazy writing.”
but I’ll be damned if that post title doesn’t make me laugh out loud. even on repeat viewings.
well played. well played.
“She won’t try new things.”
“Dolphin fucker!”
“Prude!”
those are all good too, but mostly, I’m beginning to think the word “porpoise” might just have intrinsic comedic value.
to channel krusty once again: the trick isn’t words that are dirty, it’s words that sound dirty.