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Archive for July, 2008
Apparenly He Went There With a Porpoise
Published July 15th, 2008 in Animals, Humor and Sex. 4 CommentsMy wife left me because the dolphins at Sea World gave me an erection
I thought I could reunify the family with a trip to the aquarium — but after my mishap, she kicked me out.
Sorry. I had to.
Apparently this blog has turned into a litany of my health complaints, so in that vein:
We went swimming yesterday, or rather, Chef went swimming and I lay on the edge of the pool soaking in the sun. The pool is on the edge of the county at my in-laws’ beautiful home, an open, windy [...]
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Chef wants the bottom left-hand corner.
It’s been exceedingly quiet around here, but I’m still alive. I went camping for the first time — where I learned that I am inept at fire-building — and also to Indiana Beach — during which I learned that I am excellent at the wolverine-shooting thingie called Gallery of Ghouls outside of Dr. Frankenstein’s [...]
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