Faux Real

12 Responses to “Fuck You, Gray Lady”

1. 1 Wonderer May 3rd, 2008 at 11:24 am

   I’m offended. But then again, I left Indiana …

2. 2 Marksman2000 May 3rd, 2008 at 12:16 pm

   I thought only Arkansans lived this way.

3. 3 Marked Hoosier May 3rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm

   Mark Angry. MARK SMASH1!!11!

   *sigh*

4. 4 Not-Not-Not-Not May 4th, 2008 at 9:01 am

   “In God We Trust” plate on the truck? A symbol of our uncompromising faith.

   Fat woman wearing a cartoon t-shirt? My mother.

   Widows peak without a shirt? My father.

   Lawn mower in the back of the pickup? These Hoosiers are working!

   Great slice of this (Midwest) American Life.

5. 5 Josette May 4th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

   Welcome to Kokomo!

6. 6 zuzu May 4th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

   Even better, they asked upscale white Indianans not only for their own opinions on the primary, but also for the opinions of working class whites. Because it would be too much trouble to go talk to white working-class voters.

7. 7 Incertus May 5th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

   And they wonder why rural America hates them. Sigh.

8. 8 Electra May 5th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

   Damn. I hated living in Indiana, and that STILL offends me.

9. 9 Kristi May 5th, 2008 at 5:21 pm

   Well, I won’t say that I don’t see sights pretty much exactly like that every day here in Hoosier farm country, but it’s still pretty damn annoying and condescending, and definitely not representative of our state as a whole.

10. 10 norbizness May 5th, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    Man, you guys got a kickass mass transportation system. They usually kick me off if I try to bring my lawnmower on the bus.

11. 11 Lauren May 5th, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    Norbizness wins the thread.

12. 12 allison May 13th, 2008 at 10:59 am

    I’m someone comforted that for once the embarrassing picture is not of Kentucky.

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