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	<title>Comments on: Don&#8217;t Call Me Dude</title>
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		<title>By: Kismet</title>
		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2008/05/01/dont-call-me-dude/#comment-270833</link>
		<dc:creator>Kismet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 15:45:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does anyone know if a complaint was filed on Officer Bumblebee?

ps.  I HATE the part where he thrashes the kid on the ground.  Completely uncalled for.  Damn Baltimore....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does anyone know if a complaint was filed on Officer Bumblebee?</p>
<p>ps.  I HATE the part where he thrashes the kid on the ground.  Completely uncalled for.  Damn Baltimore&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Marianne</title>
		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2008/05/01/dont-call-me-dude/#comment-257082</link>
		<dc:creator>Marianne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 12:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah, that's in Baltimore...we have some issues here. the cop was suspended for this, but I haven't heard anything about it since. what exactly does he mean by "are you from the county?" dude, I hadn't realized there was such a tension between the city and Baltimore County...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah, that&#8217;s in Baltimore&#8230;we have some issues here. the cop was suspended for this, but I haven&#8217;t heard anything about it since. what exactly does he mean by &#8220;are you from the county?&#8221; dude, I hadn&#8217;t realized there was such a tension between the city and Baltimore County&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: read this before the zombie apocolypse &#171; mmm, brains!</title>
		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2008/05/01/dont-call-me-dude/#comment-256650</link>
		<dc:creator>read this before the zombie apocolypse &#171; mmm, brains!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 02:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] don&#8217;t look handicapped.&#8221; What I&#8217;m getting at is, they are nothing compared to this guy. I&#8217;ll give you a recap, but watch the video: Kids are listening to their iPods and [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] don&#8217;t look handicapped.&#8221; What I&#8217;m getting at is, they are nothing compared to this guy. I&#8217;ll give you a recap, but watch the video: Kids are listening to their iPods and [...]</p>
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		<title>By: gennimcmahon</title>
		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2008/05/01/dont-call-me-dude/#comment-255990</link>
		<dc:creator>gennimcmahon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 17:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uh, Officer Bumblebee? Maybe we'd respect the uniform more if you didn't look like an extra from Bug's Life, or the little girl from that video in the 90s. Or, maybe it's 'cause you don't have a stinger---should we send him a stinger? 

Seriously, that's terrifying. A bad cop is what prevents kids from getting help when they need it. Yeesh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uh, Officer Bumblebee? Maybe we&#8217;d respect the uniform more if you didn&#8217;t look like an extra from Bug&#8217;s Life, or the little girl from that video in the 90s. Or, maybe it&#8217;s &#8217;cause you don&#8217;t have a stinger&#8212;should we send him a stinger? </p>
<p>Seriously, that&#8217;s terrifying. A bad cop is what prevents kids from getting help when they need it. Yeesh.</p>
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		<title>By: maisnon</title>
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		<dc:creator>maisnon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 01:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"someone is going to kill you."

Um.  Yeah.  That is totally in keeping with the gravity of the situation.

What a total, total jackass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;someone is going to kill you.&#8221;</p>
<p>Um.  Yeah.  That is totally in keeping with the gravity of the situation.</p>
<p>What a total, total jackass.</p>
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