My Ideal Candidate

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You know who I want for a President? I want someone who stands in front of the news camera, and says “Here’s the thing: I’m divorced. My wife/husband left me because I’m always at work and I have no time for anything else. I’m a workaholic, I chain smoke, I don’t sleep, but if I am President of the United States I will work my ass off and be the best damn President you’ve ever seen. Now get out of my way, I have some shit to do.”

1 Response to “My Ideal Candidate”


  1. 1 Anne Feb 27th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Ha.

    Little chance of this coming to reality any time soon.

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