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9 Responses to “Tom Cruise is a Walking Freak Show”

1. 1 Roxanne Jan 16th, 2008 at 11:43 pm

   I’ve watched this twice and I still don’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.

2. 2 Olive Jan 17th, 2008 at 1:26 am

   Maybe it’s the frequent cuts, but the overall impression is that years of acting have left him unable to communicate a complete thought with words.

3. 3 Nicole J Jan 17th, 2008 at 8:32 am

   I watched this last night on cinematical and I felt sick to my stomach when it was over. I guess I must be an SP trying to block KSW.

4. 4 Thomas, TSID Jan 17th, 2008 at 11:02 am

   Wow, is he inarticulate. And about something he obviously cares a lot about and probably thinks he understands.

5. 5 r@d@r Jan 17th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

   i think it’s that the clip is taken somewhat out of its intended context, and that the intended viewer is supposed to be “inside” on what he’s talking about, which is that scientology is basically the only religious philosophy that can save the human race, etc. etc. here we see a sad case: a beautiful, brilliant, strong young man who is consumed with a savior complex beyond anything experienced by your run of the mill comic book superhero. what a fucking waste. if they find the gene that expresses narcissistic personality disorder like this cat has to the eyeballs, i’m all for erasing it, and damn the ethics.

6. 6 r@d@r Jan 17th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

   as an added note, i think he’s also trying to stoke up the faithful to a level of fanaticism in parity with his own. the frightening thing is, they do a mighty good job, even better than al qaeda.

7. 7 R. Mildred Jan 17th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

   Though you’ve gotta admit - he’s still a lot less crazy than mel gibson.

   otoh, ksw sp, fwiw xkcd imho, ia, ie rlyeh cthulhu tchatagn, ok?

8. 8 Lauren Jan 17th, 2008 at 8:23 pm

   I get sick satisfaction that my long-time disguest for Tom Cruise is finally globally justified.

9. 9 r@d@r Jan 18th, 2008 at 1:51 am

   RM, pitting tom against mel in a batshit contest is kind of like trying to figure out whether cthulhu or hastur the unspeakable is the more evil one.

   and it’s spelled Iä! Iä! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! you may make your penitent donations here.

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