I, for one, am terribly excited* about the Spice Girls comeback, because not only is this an excellent tribute to Wilson Phillips, nobody else can empower women and girls to writhe around in designer clothes looking fuckable quite like they can.**
* Preemptive apology for posting this.
** Except for any number of other mediocre recording artists, but this is a blog and sweeping generalizations are the best thing ever.
UGH.