The blogwarbot.
BlogWarBot: I’m BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?
Guest: Are you?
BlogWarBot: My being or not is none of your business and irrelevant to ending the war.
Guest: Whatever, man.
BlogWarBot: Maybe you should ask yourself that.
Guest: Have you eaten lunch? I hear you get cranky when you’re hungry.
BlogWarBot: I know you’re hungry, but what am I?
Guest: Okay, Pee Wee.
BlogWarBot: I suppose you’re going to tell us you’re just RECLAIMING that word.
Guest: Reclaiming Pee Wee? Not without a lawsuit from Paul Reubens.
BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said ‘NO’ too.
Guest: Only to meat.
BlogWarBot: I’m not sure I understand how you managed to log on successfully.
Guest: Meaning what?
BlogWarBot: What business is it of yours?
Guest: Consider me an interested party.
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: LOLcats are so June ‘07.
BlogWarBot: That’s quite interesting. Go on… (zzzzzzz).
Guest: Sometimes you’re a total dick.
BlogWarBot: I know you’re a total dick, but what am I?
Guest: A figment of Chris Clarke’s imagination.
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you’re agination?
Guest: You’re making shit up now.
BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about being making shit up now.
Guest: I sure as hell do.
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