Junk that is conspicuous in the political sphere warrants commentary. A man speaking in front of the Senate or at a political lunch with an ex-President, unless he is utterly incompetent, has thought about how he wants his junk to appear. Visible junk doesn’t just happen. Nor do clingy pants. Every man who is competent enought to play a significant political role knows how to change into pants with a longer rise or tie a windbreaker around his waist. So how he has chosen to appear — especially in the presence of children — means something and it is a fair subject for political commentary.
I will not be pushed back from this subject!!11!!1
O-h-h-h, DICK, indeed!!
This is really creeping me out.
I remember at the time, the Freepers were basically jerking off to the size of Dick’s dick. One of them said something like, “He must really like custard.” Most were like, “That’s why Lynne is always so happy” (there an accurate statement). Finally someone linked to some kind of don’t pee your pants device, and that’s probably what it is.
I so did not need to see that.
My eyes!!!!1!!!eleven!!
It burns, it burns!!
I was thinking of colostomy bags, myself.
i don’t get it. why is everybody so excited that the vice president needs to have his depends changed?
oh, i see. everybody thinks he’s “pulling a britney”. sorry kids. it’s not a sausage, it’s a “blossom”.
I think whatever else happens in my life, thinking “Well, at least I don’t have a job that requires me to wear one of those hats” will provide me genuine solace. At least I’ll know I haven’t been completely defeated.
Is that a defibrilator in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Looking at the shape, I would say that is a colostomy bag.
Damnit, Lauren, was that really necessary?
C’mon. I know a roll of quarters when I see one.
Looking at the shape, I would say that is a colostomy bag.
Or a turd that got loose.
I’m left wondering what is the cause of Cheney’s woody? Is it the chef guy or the little girl at his feet?
Hey, if ya got it, flaunt it.
But that’s the first time I’ve seen anyone dress up a penis in a blue dress shirt and spectacles.
I love you, Lauren.
lol - I had this comment ready that was going to question this post in light of the recent mania of Hillary’s cleavage when my coffee kicked in and I realized that you were mocking the entire situation.
If you haven’t read some of the comments via NOW, check them out. A few are really funny. Of course, I love the satirical ones.
http://www.now.org/issues/media/072507cleavage-comments.html
That is kind of the definition of Dick, isn’t it?