Know what’s real smart? Riding your bike with your eyes closed. Or whatever she’s doing.
This ad from the Allergan Medical Silicone-Filled Breast Implants (note trademark symbol) is most ironical, since breasts are neither smart, nor do they make the wearer (implantee?) more intelligent. Even more mystifying is that her breast implants, the entire point of the ad, assuming the model has them, aren’t even a prominent point of the photograph. Boobs, smile, smart, boobs, phallic hoodie head, wha?
What’s real smart is going outside of the industry selling you your fake boobs for research into your health, but with my natural funbags what do I know. Silicone implants are most empowerful, and they look so real! Is that a Nobel prize in her pocket?
via Stay Free
I think I am never referring to my breasts as anything but “natural funbags” ever again.
Actually I thought the tagline for this should have been “You’ve Never Looked More Like Katie Couric”
Actually I thought the tagline for this should have been “You’ve Never Looked More Like Katie Couric”
It’s the squint smile.
looks like a particuarly enthusiastic game of pocket pool to me… also, i hereby nominate “riding a bike with your eyes closed” to be the new euphemism for, well, umm, you know…