Officer, You’re Harshing On My Holy Mellow

Best stoner arrest ever:

When he asked her if she knew why McDaniel stopped her, she stated “because I was walking in traffic.” Yes, that was correct, and he explained she couldn’t walk in the roadway. Then, he asked her if she was high on some kind of drug. Her answer, the report said, was “I am. It’s the Holy Spirit and little bit of marijuana.” He asked if she had any left and she said, “Not enough to get you high, but I know who to go to for more.” McDaniel asked who and she answered, “Jesus.”

(via Chaos Theory)

1 Response to “Officer, You’re Harshing On My Holy Mellow”


  1. 1 kactus Apr 12th, 2007 at 8:19 pm

    Oh dear.

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