http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/ Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:04:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29791 nora@alphabitch Thu, 12 Apr 2007 21:37:53 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29791 I like how you think, norbiz. I just watched that movie the other night. I liked it so much I watched "Mystery Train" almost right away. With bourbon though, it was too late for coffee. I like how you think, norbiz. I just watched that movie the other night. I liked it so much I watched “Mystery Train” almost right away. With bourbon though, it was too late for coffee.

]]> http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29689 norbizness Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:37:25 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29689 Just avoid airplanes, then, and it's all good. Plus: watching the Jarmusch movie <a href="http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0379217/" rel="nofollow">Coffee and Cigarettes</a> while smoking and drinking coffee doubles the positive effect. Just avoid airplanes, then, and it’s all good. Plus: watching the Jarmusch movie Coffee and Cigarettes while smoking and drinking coffee doubles the positive effect.

]]> http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29601 chef Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:52:58 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29601 Sittin' in the mornin' sun, I'll be sittin' when the coughin' come. Watchin' the taxes roll in, I'll just watch 'em roll in again. I''m just sittin' at the mercy of my State, Watchin' my rights roll away. Sittin' at the mercy of my State, Cuz i like to smoke. (commence whistle solo) Sittin’ in the mornin’ sun,
I’ll be sittin’ when the coughin’ come.
Watchin’ the taxes roll in,
I’ll just watch ‘em roll in again.
I”m just sittin’ at the mercy of my State,
Watchin’ my rights roll away.
Sittin’ at the mercy of my State,
Cuz i like to smoke.
(commence whistle solo)

]]> http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29593 Lauren Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:04:24 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29593 You guys are so fatalistic. You guys are so fatalistic.

]]> http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29586 Marked Hoosier Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:45:25 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29586 Cigarettes are too expensive, and the state is trying to tax them even higher. Cigarettes are too expensive, and the state is trying to tax them even higher.

]]> http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29571 Heraclitus (Jeff) Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:21:10 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29571 Don't forget that nicotine prevents Alzheimer's. And, while you're at it, why not throw in a dash of "By the time <i>I</i> get lung cancer, they'll have a cure." Sorry, I don't mean to be a dick, but having engaged in so much smoker's logic over so many years, I can't help but crack wise about it. Don’t forget that nicotine prevents Alzheimer’s. And, while you’re at it, why not throw in a dash of “By the time I get lung cancer, they’ll have a cure.” Sorry, I don’t mean to be a dick, but having engaged in so much smoker’s logic over so many years, I can’t help but crack wise about it.

]]> http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29560 Lauren Thu, 12 Apr 2007 00:46:01 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29560 Says you. Says you.

]]> http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29549 Anne Thu, 12 Apr 2007 00:14:08 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2007/04/11/im-golden/#comment-29549 I don't consider that enough of a pro to cancel out the cons. I don’t consider that enough of a pro to cancel out the cons.

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