Things that suck: Spending your Saturday trying to fix the error on your taxes that will not allow you to e-file, an error that you’ve been trying to fix for month, and a window pops up in the help section saying, “Thank you for your patience.”
My patience ran out sometime in March, thankyouverymuch.

You’re obviously not up on the lingo. “Patience” means “money” in tax parlance. Perhaps that ran out in March, too. Mine does every month.
Can’t e-file? I’m feeling a lot less good about my procrastinating my taxes until now.
All else fails there’s that old relic, the paper tax form.