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14 Responses to “Whoops”

1. 1 Auguste Apr 4th, 2007 at 9:09 pm

   Tomorrow I’ll peel off everyone’s scabs, rub salt in them, and then spit in everyone’s eye.

   Normally I have to pay $150/hour for that.

2. 2 Lauren Apr 4th, 2007 at 10:03 pm

   Sure, but is s/he good at alphabetization?

3. 3 Heliologue Apr 4th, 2007 at 10:05 pm

   Lemon juice also works well, in a pinch.

4. 4 Marked Hoosier Apr 4th, 2007 at 10:10 pm

   So what are the chances of getting into a blogwar? Because if there is no chance, then I am NOT bringing the beer and popcorn.

5. 5 Lauren Apr 4th, 2007 at 10:26 pm

   I’ve never spit in anybody’s eye without a fight before. Maybe I’ll moon y’all too.

6. 6 Terrance Apr 4th, 2007 at 11:03 pm

   I had no idea I was opening a can of worms with the blogroll post.

   Heh. Neither did I, hon. Neither did I.

7. 7 Chris Clarke Apr 4th, 2007 at 11:54 pm

   I want to shoot that can of worms in the face!

8. 8 Heliologue Apr 5th, 2007 at 12:13 am

   Maybe I’ll moon y’all too.

   That would probably get a lot of views on Flickr.

9. 9 KMTBerry Apr 5th, 2007 at 2:36 am

   Sliced jalapenos are EVEN BETTER than Salt or lemon juice, you know, for wound-rubbing!

10. 10 norbizness Apr 5th, 2007 at 9:11 am

    I’ve strapped a bunch of hot dogs… Armour hot dogs… to my vest in an attempt to get you to take Slate off your blogroll. And Lindsay.

11. 11 Chris Clarke Apr 5th, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    You strapped Lindsay to your vest? Weird.

    I mean sure, we’ve all thought about doing it…

12. 12 Heliologue Apr 5th, 2007 at 4:17 pm

    If you’re going to strap anyone to your vest, especially if the process includes weiners, please wear a condom.

13. 13 Marked Hoosier Apr 5th, 2007 at 6:39 pm

    Whoa, this thread is going in a weird direction… do we need safe words?

    If so mine is “Cinnamon.”

    Carry on. :)

14. 14 Cinnamon Apr 5th, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    Hey! How come your safe word is my name? That could get really confusing if we knew each other better.

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