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I am so tickled over this Sweet Jesus thing. Saw the artist on Anderson Cooper with a guy from the Catholic League. The artist talked circles around the guy. All the while the headline “Confectionary Christ” is in the corner of the screen. Awesome.
“I don’t care if it rains or freezes
long ’s I got my chocolate Jesus…”
On the other hand, you wouldn’t want that chocolate Jesus riding on the dashboard of your car on a hot summer day.
All these chocolate Jesus posts, and no one making a joke like “With Nuts!”
Everyone is more mature than me… :(
Now that there is Chocolate Jesus, how long can it be before there is Low-Carb Chocolate Jesus?
Few people know that a major point of disagreement between Martin Luther and the Catholic Church was over the use of chocolate-covered hosts, a practice that Luther considered overly indulgent; he was later outlawed for this at the Diet of Beans.