Well Then

Chef just handed me a promotional flyer that was hanging on the front door.

Remember the death of Jesus Christ by viewing one of the most poignant portrayals in the history of cinema. Come see:

The Passion of the Christ
Friday, April 6th, at the XXXXXX Theater
Two shows: 6pm 9pm

A fun, educational program will be offered for children at the 6pm show.

I know what I’m doing next Friday.

10 Responses to “Well Then”


  1. 1 Anne Mar 31st, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    A fun, educational program will be offered for children at the 6pm show.

    Ugh.

    Do they have The Passion of the Christ Coloring Book or something?

  2. 2 Lauren Mar 31st, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    Anne, it’s a new, free fundie church downtown. I think you and The Partner should do some top secret investigatin’.

  3. 3 Marked Hoosier Mar 31st, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    Wait, they are showing the flim at a DOUBLE XXX Theater???

    (Yea, my joke would be more funny if I had a drummer go “badum-bum-CHING!”)

  4. 4 Kristjan Wager Mar 31st, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    Well, at least the day is appropriate to show it.

    What a pity that there is an entire ocean between me and that theatre - can’t make it….

  5. 5 Heraclitus (Jeff) Mar 31st, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    Seriously, after how commercially successful the movie was, I thought the studio would re-release it every year at this time.

  6. 6 norbizness Mar 31st, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    I received a similar opportunity from a Korean Baptist church three years ago.

  7. 7 Nicole J Mar 31st, 2007 at 8:13 pm

    I opened my front door to get the mail and I had one of these hanging on my doorknob. They are everywhere.

  8. 8 Anne Mar 31st, 2007 at 11:21 pm

    Remind us (call us!!) and we’ll join y’all!

  9. 9 Jessica Apr 1st, 2007 at 6:44 pm

    I guess they picked the correct day, but what are the children doing at an R-rated, violent film?
    Besides, Passion of the Christ left me feeling like humanity was hopelessly cruel. I’m not sure that was the point.

  10. 10 belledame222 Apr 2nd, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    “poignant”

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