Headline: Normal Vaginal Births Cause Infant Brain Hemorrhages
Article: “Obviously, the vast majority of us who were born vaginally and may have had these types of bleeds are doing just fine,” he said. “Humans have been born vaginally for a very long time, and our brains probably evolved to handle vaginal birth without major difficulty.”
Hey, I’m still dealing with Post-Vagina Stress Disorder here.
Women who give birth properly don’t make their babies’ brains bleed. I blame feminism!