Tattoo You(r Kid)

Laying on a feline-laden couch watching reruns of Miami Ink:

“Mom, if I get a tattoo I’m going to get an American flag up my arm.”

“Oh really?”

“Yeah, but I want flames all over it.”

Chuckling, “I definitely approve.”

“On my other arm I’m going to get ‘I Hate George Washington.’ Wait! I mean Bush! George Bush!”

“You’d better make sure. You don’t want to be the guy with a Metallica tattoo.”

“Huh?”

“Never mind.”

5 Responses to “Tattoo You(r Kid)”


  1. 1 Amanda Jan 24th, 2007 at 7:58 pm

    Hrm….an I hate George Bush tattoo. If I wasn’t such a wuss about needles, I might actually consider it.

  2. 2 Auguste Jan 24th, 2007 at 9:26 pm

    Talk about planned obsolescence, though.

  3. 3 Anne Jan 24th, 2007 at 10:36 pm

    I can’t wait ’til E grows up Born-Again Republican!

  4. 4 Lauren Jan 24th, 2007 at 10:53 pm

    Oh no he will not.

  5. 5 devin May 17th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    u know wat i may be 12 but i really
    want a tatto a real one though like a skull
    with flames on it look so kool with glow
    in the dark ink though

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