Just to be sappy, Chef licks my face while I sleep. Awwwwww.
In fact there’s a whole series of what Chef does while I sleep, and considering our differing schedules there’s a lot of time where I sleep and he’s awake, bored, and with camera. That series is from about a year and a half ago shortly after I decided I was smitten.
I woke up right before he teabagged me on film.
TMI!!
No shit!
I know I’m going to regret this, but … what’s teabagging?
Teabagging has different definitions, one of which would make it difficult for Chef to perform on Lauren, unless Lauren possesses anatomy of which we are unaware.
In any event, it’s actually a lovely picture.
I think we know enough!!
Wow. I love the range of faces he makes. I would definitely be smitten with someone who took those sorts of ridiculous pictures of himself. Also, love the perturbed-looking cat in the background of a few of those. “What the hell is he doing, and why do I have to be subjected to this?!”
I hope he got your consent for that licking telepathically! Sure, you might have consented BEFORE you passed out, but that doesn’t mean he still has permission.