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4 Responses to “Because It Needs To Be Said”

1. 1 ilyka Dec 30th, 2006 at 1:24 am

   I was hoping you were at LEAST serious about the ringbearer item, because that would be fabulous.

   Well, fine then. Will you at least consider dressing Merle and Pablo up like flower girls? Just think about it, is all I’m asking.

2. 2 Chris Clarke Dec 30th, 2006 at 1:53 pm

   Zeke was supposed to be the ring-bearer at our wedding. He balked at walking up the aisle, slipped his collar, and then trotted up to me mid-ceremony all leased with himself.

   Niece Allison, our flower child, who had been holding the other end of the leash, was so embarrassed and traumatized that her life spiraled into a morass that ended with her studying Art History at Duke.

3. 3 Chris Clarke Dec 30th, 2006 at 1:53 pm

   PLEASED with himself. Not leased with himself.

4. 4 Allison Jan 6th, 2007 at 2:05 pm

   I was wondering whether you would bring up that story or whether I’d have to do it myself.

   I think Doug-as-ringbearer would work better. At least you could be reasonably sure that he wouldn’t be so enthusiastic about the process as to do what Zeke did. And Ethan wouldn’t be scarred for life.

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