WWKDD?

Beware the next anti-feminist slur:

Today on his radio show, Rush Limbaugh declared komodo dragons the new feminist mascot. Why? Because they can give birth without male dragons.

If I recall — but what do I know? I’m an atheist — we’re about to celebrate a holiday that has some tertiary link to somebody else’s virgin birth.

By that measure, Mary is less your holy mother of god than my rockin’ feminist homegirl. She may have also been a heterogametic reptoid.

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Just sayin’.

5 Responses to “WWKDD?”


  1. 1 Roxanne Dec 21st, 2006 at 5:28 pm

    there’s a little bit of heterogametic reptoid in everyone, ‘cept these guys of course.

  2. 2 The Heretik Dec 21st, 2006 at 8:47 pm

    I read this before in the Book of Parthenogenesis.

  3. 3 SEELE08 Dec 21st, 2006 at 9:19 pm

    This should seriously be the starting point for a new world religion revolving around giant lizards…The Church of Herpetology!

  4. 4 Lauren Dec 21st, 2006 at 9:21 pm

    THE REAL LIZARD KING: Jim Morrison vs. Jesus Christ.
    Blowout on Saturday night at the state fairgrounds.

  5. 5 foresmac Dec 22nd, 2006 at 12:26 am

    $25 for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the EDGE!


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