Funniest news bite I’ve seen in awhile:
British tourists have left the residents of one charming Austrian village effing and blinding by constantly stealing the signs for their oddly named village.
While British visitors are finding it hilarious, the residents of Fucking are failing to see the funny side.
Only one kind of criminal stalks the sleepy 32-house village near Salzburg on the German border - cheeky British tourists armed with a sense of humor and a screwdriver.
But the local authorities are hitting back with the signs now set in concrete, police chief Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the lookout.
“We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed,” the officer said.
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Wait… *rubs eyes*… No, it can’t be a real story!
I thought I had seen everything when the tallest man in the world reached down into dolphin tummies with his arm… but now the bar is much higher. Or would the be lower?
ahahahahahaha. i mean, no, i am terribly sorry, that’s not funny at all. No.
There’s also a city in northern England (or maybe it’s southern Scotland) called Roadhead. I think I’d rather have that sign.