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14 Responses to “Hypothetical White Male Presidents, Appendix i”

1. 1 foresmac Dec 21st, 2006 at 1:10 am

   Why not?

2. 2 Lauren Dec 21st, 2006 at 1:32 am

   What would you drink?

3. 3 Roxanne Dec 21st, 2006 at 2:13 am

   Would we have to drink American beer?

4. 4 ilyka Dec 21st, 2006 at 5:25 am

   Look! It’s not that I have anything against white male presidents; some of my best friends are white male presidents. It’s just when alcohol is involved things can get a little tense sometimes. You know, because of the different cultures and everything.

5. 5 Dr. Brazen Hussy Dec 21st, 2006 at 7:34 am

   Only if he was hot.

6. 6 norbizness Dec 21st, 2006 at 8:28 am

   I want to drink Belgian ale and gossip with James Buchanan, and drink something in a mug with the current occupant, so I can break it over his head.

7. 7 Marked Hoosier Dec 21st, 2006 at 2:09 pm

   I thought certain White Male Presidents didn’t drink anymore…

8. 8 Linnaeus Dec 21st, 2006 at 4:25 pm

   Maybe they can eat the pretzels while you’re drinking.

9. 9 foresmac Dec 21st, 2006 at 5:13 pm

   Yes, I dig a German or Belgian style wheat, maybe Upland Wheat?

   But, fuck, I’d bring a case of High Life, it is the Champaign of Beers after all.

10. 10 Josette Dec 21st, 2006 at 7:21 pm

    Is this a trick question? Because I think a white male head of state and I can tear the club up with authority. Presidential authority, even.

11. 11 Lauren Dec 21st, 2006 at 7:44 pm

    But do you drink American beer?

12. 12 Chuck Dec 23rd, 2006 at 2:10 am

    Frankly, I just long for the day when a Christian white male can freely and without fear announce to the world that he has, in fact, been elected President of the United States.

13. 13 Lynn Gazis-Sax Dec 26th, 2006 at 4:13 pm

    “Only if he was hot.”

    I don’t know; how many white males retain their hotness at an age when they could qualify to be president? Face it, guys, your shelf life is awfully short.

    “What would you drink?”

    Hot chocolate with a large supply of whipped cream. Sufficiently good chocolate and whipped cream, and I wouldn’t care what president I was drinking it with.

14. 14 Kristjan Wager Dec 27th, 2006 at 2:59 am

    But do you drink American beer?

    Depends upon the President. If it was, say, Clinton, I wouldn’t unless it was from a micro-brewery. If it was the current resident, then why not? Would make for a perfect awful evening. And I wouldn’t feel bad at abandoning it midway.

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