Teaching Your Child To Love Bathtime at Faux Real

Published December 19th, 2006 in E, Humor and Things We Can Do.

Ingredients:

1 bendy straw
1 bath or shower
1 child

Directions:

1. Place child in bath or shower. Wet down child with water, paying attention to the sides of child’s torso.

2. Bend bendy straw.

3a. Place short end of bendy straw in child’s mouth.

3b. Place long end of bendy straw between child’s arm and torso in the area commonly known as “the armpit.”

4. Instruct child to blow.

1 Libre Dec 19th, 2006 at 11:24 pm

And the end result is???????????????

(I think I know and I also know E does not need to have any more ways to make this sound–he does it naturally, just fine, thank you.)
2 foresmac Dec 19th, 2006 at 11:47 pm

You should put that in the HUHO wiki.
3 Lauren Dec 19th, 2006 at 11:47 pm

Bonus points if you wet down your own armpit and join in the fun.
4 Anne Dec 20th, 2006 at 2:57 am

You know, we’ve got video of your excellent instruction that we could put on YouTube — at no cost to you. Let us know.

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