Faux Real

26 Responses to “Why Comment When You Can Call?”

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1. 1 Anne Dec 14th, 2006 at 1:31 am

   Why doesn’t Chef have a blog all his own — you know, for his chumbly bits ‘o wisdom?

2. 2 Lauren Dec 14th, 2006 at 1:37 am

   Alas, that is not Chef. Scary.

3. 3 Heraclitus Dec 14th, 2006 at 2:06 am

   What the hell? Are those two messages jokes? Why is this “make me into a vigilante night at Faux Real Tho”?

4. 4 ilyka Dec 14th, 2006 at 2:10 am

   Who’s Smoove B? With his fine nacho cheese and marinara and al-fray-do. That Chef?

5. 5 Lauren Dec 14th, 2006 at 2:13 am

   Smoove Nacho Cheese and the oh fuck it call is Chef. The other guy is INDC Bill. I told him he should have gone for Ponderosa instead of Sizzler.

6. 6 Lauren Dec 14th, 2006 at 2:18 am

   Also, Rax was a local restaurant chain. About ten years ago. Or more.

7. 7 Heraclitus Dec 14th, 2006 at 3:39 am

   Oh, so those were jokes? Okay, so now I only want to take a flame thrower to public service boy and some perv camp counselor. I might be able to get a little sleep, then.

8. 8 Heraclitus Dec 14th, 2006 at 3:39 am

   Oh, and I miss Rax.

9. 9 norbizness Dec 14th, 2006 at 9:54 am

   Go for the Golden Corral, the chili is heavenly.

10. 10 Lauren Dec 14th, 2006 at 9:59 am

    I can’t tell if the Dawn Eden message is a parody or not.

11. 11 Linnaeus Dec 14th, 2006 at 12:48 pm

    Even if it’s not, she’s got a sexy voice.

12. 12 Marked Hoosier Dec 14th, 2006 at 1:25 pm

    Bloody brilliant!

13. 13 Auguste Dec 14th, 2006 at 1:47 pm

    Oh, Linnaeus. That comment tickles me in a way that if Augustienne tickled me in that way, I’d say “That’s a really funny blog comment all things considered.”

14. 14 Linnaeus Dec 14th, 2006 at 2:21 pm

    Auguste, what can I say? I’m a sucker for crisp, well-enunciated feminine speech.

15. 15 evil_fizz Dec 14th, 2006 at 6:11 pm

    I can’t tell if the Dawn Eden message is a parody or not.

    It says from Ilyka, so I vote parody.

16. 16 Lauren Dec 14th, 2006 at 6:26 pm

    The tampon helped.

17. 17 Roxanne Dec 14th, 2006 at 6:41 pm

    Uhhhhhhhh. I just figured out that the phone call isn’t free. It’s domestic long-distance. … unless you live in Iowa.

18. 18 BB Dec 14th, 2006 at 6:44 pm

    It’s not FREEEEEE

19. 19 ilyka Dec 14th, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    Rox, how’d you find that out?

20. 20 Auguste Dec 14th, 2006 at 8:51 pm

    By the way, if you have a cell phone, it almost certainly is a free call.

21. 21 Julie Dec 14th, 2006 at 9:29 pm

    Allow me to take credit for tmy two year old. As I was listening to the message, my phone was stolen by my child who announced she wanted to talk.

22. 22 Roxanne Dec 14th, 2006 at 11:24 pm

    Ilyka:
    The FAQ at SnapVine.

23. 23 plucky punk Dec 14th, 2006 at 11:44 pm

    Semester over! Wooo! Aced my biology finals! No longer feel lame for being the only one in the whole class over the age of 21! Woot!

    Just thought you all should know…

24. 24 The Heretik Dec 15th, 2006 at 1:28 am

    Must. Stop. Laughing. Can’t.

25. 25 Nicole J Dec 16th, 2006 at 1:19 am

    Wow, I couldn’t even attempt to top the meat sauce comment. Kudos Chef! Way to pull Rax out of your ass… that place has been gone for like 15 years now, I had forgotten all about it, but your fabulous description of the salad bar brought it all back.
    I finally quit my job and am now unemployed… any advice where I can find a part-time job that doesn’t completely suck?

1. 1 A Blog Around The Clock Trackback on Dec 15th, 2006 at 12:32 am

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