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Why doesn’t Chef have a blog all his own — you know, for his chumbly bits ‘o wisdom?
Alas, that is not Chef. Scary.
What the hell? Are those two messages jokes? Why is this “make me into a vigilante night at Faux Real Tho”?
Who’s Smoove B? With his fine nacho cheese and marinara and al-fray-do. That Chef?
Smoove Nacho Cheese and the oh fuck it call is Chef. The other guy is INDC Bill. I told him he should have gone for Ponderosa instead of Sizzler.
Also, Rax was a local restaurant chain. About ten years ago. Or more.
Oh, so those were jokes? Okay, so now I only want to take a flame thrower to public service boy and some perv camp counselor. I might be able to get a little sleep, then.
Oh, and I miss Rax.
Go for the Golden Corral, the chili is heavenly.
I can’t tell if the Dawn Eden message is a parody or not.
Even if it’s not, she’s got a sexy voice.
Bloody brilliant!
Oh, Linnaeus. That comment tickles me in a way that if Augustienne tickled me in that way, I’d say “That’s a really funny blog comment all things considered.”
Auguste, what can I say? I’m a sucker for crisp, well-enunciated feminine speech.
I can’t tell if the Dawn Eden message is a parody or not.
It says from Ilyka, so I vote parody.
The tampon helped.
Uhhhhhhhh. I just figured out that the phone call isn’t free. It’s domestic long-distance. … unless you live in Iowa.
It’s not FREEEEEE
Rox, how’d you find that out?
By the way, if you have a cell phone, it almost certainly is a free call.
Allow me to take credit for tmy two year old. As I was listening to the message, my phone was stolen by my child who announced she wanted to talk.
Ilyka:
The FAQ at SnapVine.
Semester over! Wooo! Aced my biology finals! No longer feel lame for being the only one in the whole class over the age of 21! Woot!
Just thought you all should know…
Must. Stop. Laughing. Can’t.
Wow, I couldn’t even attempt to top the meat sauce comment. Kudos Chef! Way to pull Rax out of your ass… that place has been gone for like 15 years now, I had forgotten all about it, but your fabulous description of the salad bar brought it all back.
I finally quit my job and am now unemployed… any advice where I can find a part-time job that doesn’t completely suck?