The end of the year was looking up until I capped off last night with a 102 degree fever and a stomache ache. Today I’m sitting around thinking about champagne I probably won’t be able to have and trying not to sit upright. You’ll have to exuse me because my brain’s a little fuzzy […]
Archive for December, 2006
Terrance of Republic of T suggests an idea to counteract Teh Patriarchy when all the straight people get married.
I’m honored.
Michelle Malkin won’t do it, but Bill will.
Bill is a moderate (I’d call him small-l libertarian, but I think he’s just bitter) blogger who has taken it upon himself to visit Baghdad, Fallujah, and elsewhere, to see for himself what the War on Terror looks like. Bill and I have had contact on a […]
Mom, I am not serious about any of this. Except for Mozilla-Pujoles.
Love,
Your Wonderful, If Sarcastic, Daughter
Some Arab media, including Saudi-owned Al-Arabiya and the U.S.-financed Al-Hurrah, reported about an hour before daylight Saturday (about 10 p.m. EST Friday) that Saddam had been executed. There was no confirmation from the Iraqi government…
…Saddam and others were convicted of murder in the killings of 148 Shiite Muslims from an Iraqi town where assassins tried […]
If We Aren’t Killing Stuff, We’re Planning On Killing Stuff
Published December 29th, 2006 in Pets. 5 CommentsDoug used to hate the blue ball, but now he hates the jingly mouse.
Pablo and Merle are now friends, and by “friends” I mean “share a mutual hatred of Doug.”
I feel sorry for the little guy since he’s afraid to be outside a five foot radius of any human person in the area.
Friday Random Ten - The “Dude, We’re Betrothed” Edition
Published December 29th, 2006 in Music. 6 Comments1) Clutch - Walking in the Great Shining Path of Monster Trucks
2) The Feelies - Fa Cee-La
3) Rich Kids - Ghosts of Princes in Towers
4) Heart - Crazy on You
5) Man Man - Feathers
6) Poison 13 - Strange Movies
7) Talking Heads - Psycho Killer
8) Bunky - Glass […]
Non-Sappy, Definitely Not Smooshy, But Heteronormative, Stuff
Published December 28th, 2006 in Humor and Relationships. 23 CommentsIt’s difficult knowing that I have the marital event in the nebulous future without being all weird and schmoopie about everything, but I’ve been batting around geeky wedding ideas and need your heartfelt advice.
Liveblogging a wedding: Geeky or Web 2.0?
Liveblogging the honeymoon: I’m thinking a no, but I doubt it’s been done before.
Changing […]
I caught a weird documentary on HBO last month called “Soldiers in the Army of God: America Undercover.” A camera crew followed several members of this “army” for a year, documenting their violent anti-choice activities and beliefs as the members farted them out. Before the movie I told Chef I hoped they would […]
In Which The Blogger Renounces Feminism in Favor of Wifely Duties and Cuckoldry
Published December 27th, 2006 in Chef, Family and Relationships. 89 CommentsOver the course of the last couple of days, Chef and I have had the same conversation several times:
“Dude, you’re going to be my husband. That is weird.”
“Oh yeah? Wife.”
“Fucking weird.”
And then we make smoochy faces at each other, capped off with shit-eating grins.
If this were an Edith Wharton novel, I would announce […]
Which could be called HUHOOH.
We’re waiting for the wiki to be figured out (i.e. for me to figure the stupid thing out), and clearly I missed the January 1st mark for call-outs. More announcements to come.
I’ve spread a little love this season, but it’s time some hard-hitters get their due.
Chris has a better explanation, but here’s the short version: The kindly bloggers at Wampum have put on the Koufax awards for liberal bloggers every year for several years and me olde blogge has been nominated since day one. […]

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