Dumbass Quote of the Day

“Americans will know that, when they buy a diamond, it doesn’t make you an asshole with money, it can make you a person who’s empowering Africans.”

Why, thank you, Russell Simmons. I too find bloodshed, enslavement, and civil war a truly empowering thing for all African nations. I’ll get one today!

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8 Responses to “Dumbass Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 zuzu Nov 17th, 2006 at 9:06 pm

    Looks like the DeBeers hype machine is gearing up before Blood Diamond gets released.

  2. 2 Kyso K Nov 17th, 2006 at 9:20 pm

    I can’t wait until blood diamonds are on the public radar. I remember shopping for a relatively traditional diamond ring and trying to get an ethically mined one. That’s a freakin’ needle in a haystack, even with a whole Pandagon thread to guide me. So I went with pearls, then with breaking off the engagement and demoting us back from bethrothed to merely fornicating.

  3. 3 zuzu Nov 17th, 2006 at 10:08 pm

    Kyso: estate sales are your friends.

  4. 4 Chuck Nov 18th, 2006 at 12:50 am

    Whatever. My friend Cameron is so uptight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you’d have a diamond.

    And the only thing I’m empowering with that is the truancy of one Ferris Beuler, who seems to believe himself entitled to a 10th Day Off.

  5. 5 Annie Nov 18th, 2006 at 2:50 am

    Chuck, you’re a riot.

  6. 6 JenM Nov 19th, 2006 at 8:44 pm

    I’ve told my boyfriend that I do not want a diamond or any other jewel unless its synthetic. Also to forget about the pressure to have a platinum band - I think it would be so much nicer to have a titanium band and spend all the ring/band money on our honeymoon. He was very happy to find out the DeBeers marketing machine had not gotten to me. My married younger sister told me if my boyfriend really really really wants to get me a diamond that’s his choice and I shouldn’t try to steamroll him. I kept saying “but he doesn’t want to get me a diamond!” I’m sure my mom, many of my friends and coworkers will think I’m being crazy but too bad.

    I’m can’t wait to see Blood Diamond!

  7. 7 catty Nov 20th, 2006 at 12:23 am

    Ya know, CZ can look fab if it’s well-cut. My friend has a CZ set in a custom-made gold ring made by a local goldsmith. I know it’s a CZ, but nobody- including her snooty mother-in-law that swears she can tell CZ from diamonds- can tell without a staring match with magnifying loupe.

    Get a decent cut synthetic and support your local artists.

    Russel Simmons can be a dumbass. Remember? He was married to Kimora “I’m fabulosity” Lee?

  8. 8 Comandante Agi Nov 21st, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    You mean it will only cost me two months salary and a few West Africans have to lose their limbs? Hell yeah, I’ll buy some bling!

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