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11 Responses to “These Are Not Cats, These are Beached Seals”

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1. 1 mustelid Nov 10th, 2006 at 5:04 pm

   Beautiful felines! I’m owned by a barking catwhale, myself. She’s a gorgeous brown tabby Maine Coone, and practically covers the stretch of linoleum in my kitchen area when she sprawls out.

2. 2 Nicole J Nov 10th, 2006 at 5:40 pm

   How much does Merle weigh now? He is rivaling my cats and they are 17.5 lbs. That’s one huge cat!

3. 3 ilyka Nov 10th, 2006 at 9:25 pm

   I envy Pablo his serenity.

4. 4 Lauren Nov 10th, 2006 at 10:03 pm

   Merle is likely over 20 lbs. I estimate that I have over 55 lbs of cat in my house right now. Ugh.

   I long for a kitty-free zone.

5. 5 Lauren Nov 11th, 2006 at 1:29 am

   I’m sorry, but Merle is a cartoon. What the hell is he doing?

6. 6 Lynnster, yeah Nov 11th, 2006 at 9:50 am

   Add four more, plus dogs, and that’s my house.

   Except yours don’t have the same possibly homicidal look in their eyes mine usually do. Well, OK, two of yours have their eyes closed, but…

7. 7 norbizness Nov 11th, 2006 at 11:14 am

   Cartman: Laugh all you want, I’m the one who’s gonna be on TV, looking all buff. [He chugs the can of Weight Gain]

   Stan: What’s that stuff?

   Cartman: Weight Gain 4000, it’s helping me bulk up.

   Kyle: Bulk up to what, fatass?

   Stan: Super-fatass?

   Cartman: Hey, I don’t have to take that kind of crap from you scrawny weaklings! [the bus Arrives and the others go in ahead of him] Eh, eh. Sweet. Check me out, I’m such a beefcake I can’t even get through the door.

8. 8 Roxanne Nov 13th, 2006 at 2:24 am

   I think those cats are getting the Chef’s doggie bags.

9. 9 Rhea Nov 13th, 2006 at 12:16 pm

   Totally! Maybe even beached whales!

10. 10 JackGoff Nov 14th, 2006 at 10:37 am

    Oh, man. Doug is the bomb! 8^D

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