Comments on: These Are Not Cats, These are Beached Seals http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-these-are-beached-seals/ Wed, 07 Jan 2009 10:16:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Housework and Responsibility, Pilgrims and Indians, Tippecanoe and Tyler Too at Faux Real Tho! http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-these-are-beached-seals/comment-page-1/#comment-1332 Housework and Responsibility, Pilgrims and Indians, Tippecanoe and Tyler Too at Faux Real Tho! Wed, 22 Nov 2006 15:39:06 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-they-are-beached-seals/#comment-1332 [...] Oh sweet pleasure, I have two days off in a row. Chef too has several days off in a row, the most he’s had in years, and has declared that he needs a project. I offered to let him clean and paint my office but he declined. Instead of laying around like a seal, like I very well ought to be, housework is on the mind. [...] [...] Oh sweet pleasure, I have two days off in a row. Chef too has several days off in a row, the most he’s had in years, and has declared that he needs a project. I offered to let him clean and paint my office but he declined. Instead of laying around like a seal, like I very well ought to be, housework is on the mind. [...]

]]> By: JackGoff http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-these-are-beached-seals/comment-page-1/#comment-1209 JackGoff Tue, 14 Nov 2006 14:37:27 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-they-are-beached-seals/#comment-1209 Oh, man. Doug is the bomb! 8^D Oh, man. Doug is the bomb! 8^D

]]> By: Rhea http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-these-are-beached-seals/comment-page-1/#comment-1199 Rhea Mon, 13 Nov 2006 16:16:31 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-they-are-beached-seals/#comment-1199 Totally! Maybe even beached whales! Totally! Maybe even beached whales!

]]> By: Roxanne http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-these-are-beached-seals/comment-page-1/#comment-1193 Roxanne Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:24:35 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-they-are-beached-seals/#comment-1193 I think those cats are getting the Chef's doggie bags. I think those cats are getting the Chef’s doggie bags.

]]> By: norbizness http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-these-are-beached-seals/comment-page-1/#comment-1164 norbizness Sat, 11 Nov 2006 15:14:59 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-they-are-beached-seals/#comment-1164 Cartman: Laugh all you want, I'm the one who's gonna be on TV, looking all buff. [He chugs the can of Weight Gain] Stan: What's that stuff? Cartman: Weight Gain 4000, it's helping me bulk up. Kyle: Bulk up to what, fatass? Stan: Super-fatass? Cartman: Hey, I don't have to take that kind of crap from you scrawny weaklings! [the bus Arrives and the others go in ahead of him] Eh, eh. Sweet. Check me out, I'm such a beefcake I can't even get through the door. Cartman: Laugh all you want, I’m the one who’s gonna be on TV, looking all buff. [He chugs the can of Weight Gain]

Stan: What’s that stuff?

Cartman: Weight Gain 4000, it’s helping me bulk up.

Kyle: Bulk up to what, fatass?

Stan: Super-fatass?

Cartman: Hey, I don’t have to take that kind of crap from you scrawny weaklings! [the bus Arrives and the others go in ahead of him] Eh, eh. Sweet. Check me out, I’m such a beefcake I can’t even get through the door.

]]> By: Lynnster, yeah http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-these-are-beached-seals/comment-page-1/#comment-1162 Lynnster, yeah Sat, 11 Nov 2006 13:50:37 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-they-are-beached-seals/#comment-1162 Add four more, plus dogs, and that's my house. Except yours don't have the same possibly homicidal look in their eyes mine usually do. Well, OK, two of yours have their eyes closed, but... Add four more, plus dogs, and that’s my house.

Except yours don’t have the same possibly homicidal look in their eyes mine usually do. Well, OK, two of yours have their eyes closed, but…

]]> By: Lauren http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-these-are-beached-seals/comment-page-1/#comment-1154 Lauren Sat, 11 Nov 2006 05:29:48 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-they-are-beached-seals/#comment-1154 I'm sorry, but Merle is a cartoon. What the hell is he doing? I’m sorry, but Merle is a cartoon. What the hell is he doing?

]]> By: Lauren http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-these-are-beached-seals/comment-page-1/#comment-1146 Lauren Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:03:13 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-they-are-beached-seals/#comment-1146 Merle is likely over 20 lbs. I estimate that I have over 55 lbs of cat in my house right now. Ugh. I long for a kitty-free zone. Merle is likely over 20 lbs. I estimate that I have over 55 lbs of cat in my house right now. Ugh.

I long for a kitty-free zone.

]]> By: ilyka http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-these-are-beached-seals/comment-page-1/#comment-1142 ilyka Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:25:42 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-they-are-beached-seals/#comment-1142 I envy Pablo his serenity. I envy Pablo his serenity.

]]> By: Nicole J http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-these-are-beached-seals/comment-page-1/#comment-1136 Nicole J Fri, 10 Nov 2006 21:40:23 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/11/10/these-are-not-cats-they-are-beached-seals/#comment-1136 How much does Merle weigh now? He is rivaling my cats and they are 17.5 lbs. That's one huge cat! How much does Merle weigh now? He is rivaling my cats and they are 17.5 lbs. That’s one huge cat!

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