Oh my god, y’all. Britney filed for divorce.
UPDATE: Forgive me for being all over this, but Fed-Ex didn’t know Britney was filing for divorce until he found out during an interview. Via text message. And there’s video.
Some days I am thankful for American celebrity.
I thought those 2 crazy kids were gonna make it.
My world view is shaken… thank goodness that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are together. If they broke up, I wouldn’t know what to do with myself.
This is not important.
Dogs are furry.
I went home with a migraine today and woke up and flipped on CNN. “breaking news!” I thought, shit, what’s happening?
“Britney files for divorce”
CNN, keeping it real on election day. What I really wanted was more coverage of Faith Hill and the CMAs. ;)
Oh mah gawd. I hope this don’t mean she gon’ be makin’ a comeback. ‘Cause I don’t wanna see nonna that putananny now that I know the trash that’s been in it.
NOOOOOOO!!!
(…*sob*. i mean…family values…how he…how could SHE…o, the very ground doth crumble under my feet…)
Has anyone seen Dean James Lipton perform lyrics from K-Fed’s songs on Conan? It’s very funny.
Arrrgh! Now I feel sorry for him after seeing him read that text message. Damn you, Lauren!