Non-Voting News

Oh my god, y’all. Britney filed for divorce.

UPDATE: Forgive me for being all over this, but Fed-Ex didn’t know Britney was filing for divorce until he found out during an interview. Via text message. And there’s video.

Some days I am thankful for American celebrity.

10 Responses to “Non-Voting News”


  1. 1 Nicole J Nov 7th, 2006 at 10:29 pm

    I thought those 2 crazy kids were gonna make it.

  2. 2 Marked Hoosier Nov 7th, 2006 at 11:14 pm

    My world view is shaken… thank goodness that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are together. If they broke up, I wouldn’t know what to do with myself.

  3. 3 Anne Nov 8th, 2006 at 1:04 am

    This is not important.

  4. 4 Auguste Nov 8th, 2006 at 1:16 am

    Dogs are furry.

  5. 5 Roni Nov 8th, 2006 at 1:57 am

    I went home with a migraine today and woke up and flipped on CNN. “breaking news!” I thought, shit, what’s happening?

    “Britney files for divorce”

    CNN, keeping it real on election day. What I really wanted was more coverage of Faith Hill and the CMAs. ;)

  6. 6 Roonie Nov 8th, 2006 at 3:34 am

    Oh mah gawd. I hope this don’t mean she gon’ be makin’ a comeback. ‘Cause I don’t wanna see nonna that putananny now that I know the trash that’s been in it.

  7. 7 belledame222 Nov 8th, 2006 at 9:45 am

    NOOOOOOO!!!

  8. 8 belledame222 Nov 8th, 2006 at 9:46 am

    (…*sob*. i mean…family values…how he…how could SHE…o, the very ground doth crumble under my feet…)

  9. 9 Heraclitus Nov 8th, 2006 at 3:19 pm

    Has anyone seen Dean James Lipton perform lyrics from K-Fed’s songs on Conan? It’s very funny.

  10. 10 flea Nov 11th, 2006 at 6:20 pm

    Arrrgh! Now I feel sorry for him after seeing him read that text message. Damn you, Lauren!

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