Comments on: Chef Is Not Allowed To Read This Post http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/ Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:57:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: catty http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-908 catty Tue, 31 Oct 2006 20:32:13 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-908 Does anyone remember... STRYPER? If I heat them again, it will be too soon. Does anyone remember… STRYPER?

If I heat them again, it will be too soon.

]]> By: KMTBerry http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-891 KMTBerry Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:28:13 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-891 WHat, no POPSICLE TOES (by Rupert Holmes)? no PINA COLLADA SONG? no MANIC MONDAY? WHat, no POPSICLE TOES (by Rupert Holmes)?

no PINA COLLADA SONG?

no MANIC MONDAY?

]]> By: philosophizer http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-871 philosophizer Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:34:40 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-871 Sad thing is, pretty much everything anyone's mentioned here that I recognize, and that's at least 75% of it, I like. I wouldn't claim it's quality, but I do love me some bad music. I think one of my recent FRT's will be useful here: http://philosophizer.blogspot.com/2006/08/friday-random-ten-awesomely-bad.html as it says, it's constrcuted entirely of somgs from VH1's Top 100 Awesomely Bad Songs list. and my partner's entire office, minus the candidate himself (he works for a congressional campaign), is obsessed with Fergie's 'London Bridge'. I think the video needs an army of Fergiebots marching in time to the dancebeat through V for Vendetta London to give it that perfect futuristic fascist-trashtopia feel. Sad thing is, pretty much everything anyone’s mentioned here that I recognize, and that’s at least 75% of it, I like. I wouldn’t claim it’s quality, but I do love me some bad music.

I think one of my recent FRT’s will be useful here:
http://philosophizer.blogspot.com/2006/08/friday-random-ten-awesomely-bad.html
as it says, it’s constrcuted entirely of somgs from VH1’s Top 100 Awesomely Bad Songs list.

and my partner’s entire office, minus the candidate himself (he works for a congressional campaign), is obsessed with Fergie’s ‘London Bridge’. I think the video needs an army of Fergiebots marching in time to the dancebeat through V for Vendetta London to give it that perfect futuristic fascist-trashtopia feel.

]]> By: MRain65 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-853 MRain65 Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:59:32 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-853 "My Humps" definitely tops the list, but I can't help but remember a song that was played ad nauseum at my workplace several summers back: "Follow Me" by Uncle Cracker. Once was bad enough, but it seemed as if it was played every half hour or so. A lot of the songs listed above are those that I wouldn't mind in /isolation/, but that would drive me insane if played repeatedly. “My Humps” definitely tops the list, but I can’t help but remember a song that was played ad nauseum at my workplace several summers back: “Follow Me” by Uncle Cracker. Once was bad enough, but it seemed as if it was played every half hour or so.

A lot of the songs listed above are those that I wouldn’t mind in /isolation/, but that would drive me insane if played repeatedly.

]]> By: Clemency Nosangles http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-851 Clemency Nosangles Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:41:35 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-851 I can't believe I'm not the only one to know of the Peter O'Toole version of "What a Lot of Flowers". But can it beat "London is London" by Petula Clark, from the same film? That one is a hell of a lot more annoying, with her fake-Cockney accent. I can’t believe I’m not the only one to know of the Peter O’Toole version of “What a Lot of Flowers”. But can it beat “London is London” by Petula Clark, from the same film? That one is a hell of a lot more annoying, with her fake-Cockney accent.

]]> By: Frumious B http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-850 Frumious B Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:21:06 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-850 My coworker practices violin during lunch. After an hour of that, you could play me anything on anyone's list and it would sound like peaceful mature sounds. (if she stops by my cube, I'll know she reads this blog.) A few months ago a teacher for a Tunisian dance workshop used My Humps to drill us. It works surprisingly well. My coworker practices violin during lunch. After an hour of that, you could play me anything on anyone’s list and it would sound like peaceful mature sounds. (if she stops by my cube, I’ll know she reads this blog.)

A few months ago a teacher for a Tunisian dance workshop used My Humps to drill us. It works surprisingly well.

]]> By: Andrew http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-849 Andrew Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:18:49 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-849 It can't touch <i>My Humps</i>, but <i>Livin' on a Prayer</i> will always get on my nerves. Or choose some of the "party classics" that are completely inappropriate for a workplace (or anywhere really). The Birdie song? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk4qPlVzr68&mode=related&search=" rel="nofollow">Agadoo?</a> It can’t touch My Humps, but Livin’ on a Prayer will always get on my nerves.

Or choose some of the “party classics” that are completely inappropriate for a workplace (or anywhere really).

The Birdie song?
Agadoo?

]]> By: Feministe » Friday Random Ten http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-848 Feministe » Friday Random Ten Fri, 27 Oct 2006 17:50:34 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-848 [...] The “Clearly, My Humps is the winner” edition. [...] [...] The “Clearly, My Humps is the winner” edition. [...]

]]> By: Jill http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-847 Jill Fri, 27 Oct 2006 17:29:13 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-847 (And I secretly kind of like "Do your chain hang low") (And I secretly kind of like “Do your chain hang low”)

]]> By: Jill http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-846 Jill Fri, 27 Oct 2006 17:24:44 +0000 http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/10/24/chef-is-not-allowed-to-read-this-post/#comment-846 <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=982292170848818680&q=lady sovereign" rel="nofollow">This</a> should be on the list too. The biggest midget in the game. Word. This should be on the list too. The biggest midget in the game. Word.

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