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It turns out that there are 0 of me in the US. In fact, my whole family doesn’t exist :-).
1, I’m sure, as my last name was only made up about 100 years ago and I’ve seen the genealogy. My little brother was non-plussed to find there’s another of him (second cousin, once removed) in Oregon.
Four!
Three of me (as long as the middle name doesn’t count!).
Wait a minute….I just typed my mother’s name in there, and it said this:
While both names you entered were found in our database, neither was common enough to make it likely that someone in the U.S. has that name.
So, where the hell is the information coming from? It said the same thing for her maiden and married name.
There are no Augustes.
My real name, however? 11 of us.
My name wasn’t found. I TOLD my parents I was an alien, and they didn’t believe me. They just laughed and told me to turn down The Smiths. I KNEW it!
There is only a single Hugo Schwyzer, and that is no doubt a source of considerable relief who find even one to be a bit taxing.
There are zero of me. In fact, there are zero people with my last name. This info will be useful in future disagreements with my family; I’ll just tell them, “Well, statistically, you don’t exist.”
I don’t even have to check – unless I’m visitng the US, there is no one with my name there. Actually as far as I have been able to find out, there is only one person in the world with my name – me (ok, if you use the more common way of spellingmy first name “Christian”, it changes things).
It says 0, but it doesn’t have my last name in it’s database.
I have googled my name, so I know there are others out there…
Like that movie The One, I will get rid of those other me’s and I will be all powerful! Buahahahahaha!
Well, my first name is apparently the 3rd most common name in the country, which is interesting since i only know about three other people named Robert, and i’m named after one of them.
My last name is 75,677th most popular last name, and there are only 330 of us.
There are 5 people in the country with my first and last name, and i know two of them (my grandfather and me).
The database says my youngest sister doesn’t exist. Fortunately, the middle sister does exist.
There are: 2,244 people with my name in the U.S.A. (821,914 people in the U.S. with the first name Scott, There are 818,914 people in the U.S. with my last name.)
There’s one of me, but no one has either my father’s or my brother’s first name.