100 Things About Me: #8

A widely-read libertarian blogger once prank phone-called me and I fell for it. Hard.

4 Responses to “100 Things About Me: #8”


  1. 1 JeffL Oct 12th, 2006 at 11:20 pm

    Wait, how did Markos get your phone number?

  2. 2 Auguste Oct 13th, 2006 at 2:36 am

    Ring Ring

    “Hello?”

    “Hi Lauren, this is [widely-known Libertarian blogger]. I’m not really a Libertarian.”

    “Really?”

    “No! HAHAHAH! I totally got you! You should’ve heard yourself, you were all like, ‘Hello?’ and I was all like, ‘Dude, I’m totally not a Libertarian’ and you were all like, ‘NO FUCKING WAY’, and I was all like, ‘Seriously!’ and you were all like, ‘OH MY GOD, THAT’S SO WEIRD’ and I was trying not to laugh! That was so funny.”

    “Um, no I wasn’t.”

    “Yeah, I know. That last part was the actual prank.”

    “Oh. Okay. So, um, what’s up?”

    “Amanda’s under attack for sucking up to Playboy, Jill’s under attack for waxing her thingmabob, and Zuzu hates pilots.”

    “Prank?”

    “I wish.”

    Fin

  3. 3 norbizness Oct 13th, 2006 at 9:49 am

    I thought I was an anarcho-communist.

  4. 4 ilyka Oct 13th, 2006 at 11:12 pm

    If this was who I think it may have been, it’s very mean of you to insult libertarians that way.

    He prefers “classical liberal,” besides.