A widely-read libertarian blogger once prank phone-called me and I fell for it. Hard.
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Wait, how did Markos get your phone number?
Ring Ring
“Hello?”
“Hi Lauren, this is [widely-known Libertarian blogger]. I’m not really a Libertarian.”
“Really?”
“No! HAHAHAH! I totally got you! You should’ve heard yourself, you were all like, ‘Hello?’ and I was all like, ‘Dude, I’m totally not a Libertarian’ and you were all like, ‘NO FUCKING WAY’, and I was all like, ‘Seriously!’ and you were all like, ‘OH MY GOD, THAT’S SO WEIRD’ and I was trying not to laugh! That was so funny.”
“Um, no I wasn’t.”
“Yeah, I know. That last part was the actual prank.”
“Oh. Okay. So, um, what’s up?”
“Amanda’s under attack for sucking up to Playboy, Jill’s under attack for waxing her thingmabob, and Zuzu hates pilots.”
“Prank?”
“I wish.”
Fin
I thought I was an anarcho-communist.
If this was who I think it may have been, it’s very mean of you to insult libertarians that way.
He prefers “classical liberal,” besides.