The Finger Lies

Not only is my ring finger half an inch longer than my index finger, my middle toes are longer than my second (index?) toes and even my big toes. I’m clumsy — a dozen years of sports didn’t help my gross motor skills and a decade of piano lessons did little to improve my fine motor skills. Therefore I know this research is crap.

That or I’ve been drunk since I turned eight years old. I refuse to be an anomaly.

2 Responses to “The Finger Lies”


  1. 1 Thomas Oct 2nd, 2006 at 11:22 am

    I refuse to be an anomaly.

    Then stop keeping your head above water! You’re not supposed to have a juvie record, a drug history, a child as a teen, and end up with a four-year degree and a stable home.

  2. 2 Lauren Oct 3rd, 2006 at 12:55 am

    I think “stable” is relative but we’re getting there.


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