The scene: Chef and Ethan in the car.
The situation: Ethan wants Chef to ask questions of his magic eight ball keychain.
Chef: You need to ask it a question out loud.
Ethan: You ask it a question!
Chef: Okay, will Doug be fat when we get home?
Ethan: *shakes 8-ball* *giggles* “It is decidedly so.”
Chef: Will Pablo have puked all over the house when we get home?
Ethan: *shakes 8-ball* *giggles* “Yes.”
The magic eight ball doesn’t lie.
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Special Guest Cat after the fold:

Meet Frankie Blue Eyes, my mom’s new Himalayan kitten. He’s much cuter in person, in part because one of his lower teeth pokes out over his upper lip. Frankie is very, very naughty — and as Ryan points out in the Flickr comments, if he were a cartoon, he would have a British accent and an urge to kill.

You have got to get that in pic form. I wanna squeeze him.
What a gorgeous fluffy tail. What a cute flat face.
I love our cats, but I miss having kittens.