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	<title>Comments on: Green Gills for Lunch</title>
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		<title>By: Nicole J</title>
		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/09/12/green-gills-for-lunch/comment-page-1/#comment-326</link>
		<dc:creator>Nicole J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 22:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was me in my 6th grade English class... as if middle school wasn't painful enough.  At least I didn't have it as bad as my friend Rachael... she threw up cafeteria pizza all over some girls hair who was sitting in front of her, she actually made her run out of the room crying.  Ask Chef about this... he may vaguely recall it.

I have to ask myself what is worse, being the girl who puked in class (the one who gets to go home because she's sick), or the girl who got puked on(and has to endure the looks and finger pointing for the rest of the day/school year)?  I know I will never forget her:)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was me in my 6th grade English class&#8230; as if middle school wasn&#8217;t painful enough.  At least I didn&#8217;t have it as bad as my friend Rachael&#8230; she threw up cafeteria pizza all over some girls hair who was sitting in front of her, she actually made her run out of the room crying.  Ask Chef about this&#8230; he may vaguely recall it.</p>
<p>I have to ask myself what is worse, being the girl who puked in class (the one who gets to go home because she&#8217;s sick), or the girl who got puked on(and has to endure the looks and finger pointing for the rest of the day/school year)?  I know I will never forget her:)</p>
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		<title>By: Jill</title>
		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/09/12/green-gills-for-lunch/comment-page-1/#comment-144</link>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's always worse to pee your pants. On a fifth grade field trip, Troy Hall peed his pants in his mother's car, just as the light changed from red to green. 

Until we graduated from high school, he was fondly known as "Troy pees when the light turns green."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s always worse to pee your pants. On a fifth grade field trip, Troy Hall peed his pants in his mother&#8217;s car, just as the light changed from red to green. </p>
<p>Until we graduated from high school, he was fondly known as &#8220;Troy pees when the light turns green.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: zuzu</title>
		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/09/12/green-gills-for-lunch/comment-page-1/#comment-140</link>
		<dc:creator>zuzu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 18:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I puked on the bus in second grade, all over my math textbook.

It swelled up hoooooge.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I puked on the bus in second grade, all over my math textbook.</p>
<p>It swelled up hoooooge.</p>
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		<title>By: SJ</title>
		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/09/12/green-gills-for-lunch/comment-page-1/#comment-139</link>
		<dc:creator>SJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 16:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I may be extra-special braindead, because I remember some vomiting, but not who did it. 

I got away with secretly peeing in the first grade. The teacher wouldn't let me go. They thought the radiator was leaking. HA! I rule!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I may be extra-special braindead, because I remember some vomiting, but not who did it. </p>
<p>I got away with secretly peeing in the first grade. The teacher wouldn&#8217;t let me go. They thought the radiator was leaking. HA! I rule!</p>
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		<title>By: Chris Clarke</title>
		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/09/12/green-gills-for-lunch/comment-page-1/#comment-134</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris Clarke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:08:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, and in the Clarke family we tell and retell the story of the Christmas Eve when one of my sisters puked up something green, and my other sister responded by puking up something red. Festive!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and in the Clarke family we tell and retell the story of the Christmas Eve when one of my sisters puked up something green, and my other sister responded by puking up something red. Festive!</p>
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		<title>By: Chris Clarke</title>
		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/09/12/green-gills-for-lunch/comment-page-1/#comment-133</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris Clarke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;He pukes when he’s upset, he pukes when he’s happy, he pukes when I ask him to eat three bites of spinach, goddammit, before he can leave the table.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Can he get through a conversation with Wendy Testerburger?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>He pukes when he’s upset, he pukes when he’s happy, he pukes when I ask him to eat three bites of spinach, goddammit, before he can leave the table.</p></blockquote>
<p>Can he get through a conversation with Wendy Testerburger?</p>
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		<title>By: Jill</title>
		<link>http://fauxrealtho.com/2006/09/12/green-gills-for-lunch/comment-page-1/#comment-130</link>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 22:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hans Kim, 3rd grade, puked all over Kim Crossen's desk. It was pink.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hans Kim, 3rd grade, puked all over Kim Crossen&#8217;s desk. It was pink.</p>
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		<title>By: Anne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 13:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My school had orange sawdust stuff.  And the girl's name is Stacy.  It stunk so bad.

Poor Ethan!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My school had orange sawdust stuff.  And the girl&#8217;s name is Stacy.  It stunk so bad.</p>
<p>Poor Ethan!</p>
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